June 9th-MADISON- Inferno, w/SENSUOUS ENEMY, THE DARK CLAN, & NULL DEVICE (Electronic Saviors 2 release party)

July 4th-MADISON- Inferno, w/AESTHETIC PERFECTION, X-RX, & BLAKOPZ

July 8th- MILWAUKEE- Club Anything, with SLICK IDIOT

July 26th- LAS VEGAS- Goodtimes Bar, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD

July 27th- PHOENIX/SCOTTSDALE- Chasers, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD and MESS AND PHETAMINE

July 28th- LOS ANGELES- Complex, with MANKIND IS OBSOLETE, EVERYTHING GOES COLD, & WOMEN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOL

July 29th-SAN FRANCISCO(all ages)- DNA Lounge, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD, CRASHFASTER, and WHOREMONGR

July 31st- PORTLAND- Fez Ballroom, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD

Aug 1st- TBA

Aug 2nd- SEATTLE- Highline, with TBA and EVERYTHING GOES COLD

Sept 26th- CHICAGO- Reggie’s Rock Club, with ICON OF COIL and :SITD:

Oct 18th- EAST COAST TBA

Oct 19th- EAST COAST TBA

Oct 21st- EAST COAST TBA

Thurs, July 26th – LAS VEGAS – Goodtimes Bar*
Fri, July 27th- TBA*
Sat, July 28th- LOS ANGELES – Complex (with MANKIND IS OBSOLETE and WOMEN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOL)
Sun, July 29th- SAN FRANCISCO – DNA Lounge*
Tues, July 31st- PORTLAND – The Fez Ballroom (with UNWOMAN)
Weds, Aug 1st- TBA*
Thurs, Aug 2nd- SEATTLE – The Highline*

*Openers TBA

PRESS RELEASE:

Announcing this year’s biggest industrial music showcase: The Eternal Legends of Metropolis Records West Coast Tour, 2012.

Caustic and Everything Goes Cold have dominated the scene for as long as anyone can remember, and with these two powerhouses together at last, the ELoMRWCT will have completely redefined music and touring as we know it by the time you even finish reading this press release.

This is going to be huge. Like Klingon-at-a-Steampunk-Convention huge.

Don’t miss this rare opportunity to catch Metropolis Records’ most popular bands in an intimate setting, away from the giant stadiums you normally associate them with. See the bands up close, and watch as they hobnob with with celebrities and sip liquid diamond out of the skulls of the sacrificed children of lesser musicians. Hear the classic songs you’ve grown up with, and remember how it felt to experience your first kiss while dancing to Caustic’s “This Track Will Get Skipped a Lot”, and the solemnity of your gym teacher’s funeral as the Everything Goes Cold classic “I’ve Sold Your Organs On the Black Market To Finance the Purchase of a Used Minivan” saw him off to his eternal slumber.

This is it.

This is now.

These are the shows that will define who you are, who your children are, and who we as a species will be for the next millennium.

Caustic. Everything Goes Cold.

The Eternal Legends of Metropolis Records.

FACEBOOK EVENT: http://www.facebook.com/events/338360736219620/

ORDER/PREORDER FOR THE KINETIK SHIRTS ENDS MARCH 2nd IS OVER

I may not be playing either fest, but CAUSTIC WILL REPRAZENT REGARDLESS!!!

The shirts will be BLACK UNISEX T-SHIRTS with HOT PINK type (oh yeahhhhh…)

ONLY PREORDERS ARE GUARANTEED SIZES, so basically this is a normal order. I’m only ordering a few extras of these, so order now to ensure you get one. I most likely won’t make these designs again.

Thanks.

KINETIK VERSION (Mailing late March)

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RESISTANZ VERSION, which doesn’t say Kinetik on it:)
(Mailed mid-late MARCH, in time for the fest)

RESISTANZ ORDERING INFORMATION IS CLOSED, AS THE ORDER HAS BEEN MADE. THANKS.

Well the year isn’t over yet…

As a thanks to everyone who has been supporting and grabbing all of my releases this year I wanted to show my gratitude by giving you this: JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEVER SAY NEVER, an 11 track album featuring remixes from FGFC820, Ambassador21, Cryogen Second, Surgyn, Null Device, and more. It also features a NEW track and the cover of Cubanate’s classic Oxyacetylene I did with Be My Enemy, with assistance from the lovable Keef Baker!

Right click and save:
CAUSTIC- JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEVER SAY NEVER

TRACKLIST
Caustic
Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never
1- P5y8-® ©®07©h (Wet on the Dancefloor)
2- Generate Chaos (Cryogen Second Mix)
3- Floor Whore Disko (FGFC820 Mix)
4- Chum the Waters (Sinsect Mix)
5- Floor Whore Disko (Microwaved Mix)
6- Emmanuel Lewis Handjob (Null Device Mix)
7- Chum the Waters (Terror Firma Sky Mix)
8- White Knuckle Head Fuck (Ambassador21 Mix)
9- Floor Whore Disko (Surgyn Mix)
10- Orchid (For All The Emptiness Mix)
11- Oxyacetylene (Be My Enemy vs Caustic)

We promise to confuse everyone appropriately.

Get tickets HERE!

INFECTED MUSHROOM
MAJESTIC THEATER
MADISON, WI
Wed, November 30
Special Guests:
Jack Mulqueen
Caustic
Doors at 8
Show at 9
Tickets
$25 / $45 Opera Box

I won’t email you twice a day or anything, as that’s annoying as hell. I’ll just shoot you a emails with show updates, release info, and cool new merchandise.

Thanks!

For those who want Caustic soap [INSERT FIGHT CLUB JOKE HERE] that won’t scorch your skin off, head to SPOOKY GRRRL BATH AND BODY and get your bacon scented Caustic bar, Magical Unicorn Body Butter, and Lady Business heart-shaped bars! All hand made, vegan, and high quality!

And yes, vegan bacon-scented soap rules. Suck it.

ALSO, on November 22nd the WHITE KNUCKLE HEAD FUCK digital single is coming out! WKHF has been a huge club hit this year so we’re rolling out some top-notch remixes for it to keep you sexy bastards moving on the floor.

Here’s the tracklist!

1 White Knuckle Head Fuck (Caustic Hybrid Version V1.1)
2 White Knuckle Head Fuck (Aesthetic Perfection Mix)
3 White Knuckle Head Fuck (Fabrikc Mix)
4 Hiroshima Burn (iVardensphere Mix)
5 White Knuckle Head Fuck (Klutae Mix)
6 White Knuckle Head Fuck (Boole Mix)
7 Oontz oontz oontz blarrrrrrrgh (Vomiting at 3am Mix)(Dedicated to Lexis)

Available at Metropolis Records in the U.S. and on all major digital distros worldwide!

Here’s the Aesthetic Perfection mix from the album, just for a taste of the awesome.

Thanks!

This episode is 2009′s THIS IS JIZZCORE commentary track. For those who haven’t listened to any of the commentary tracks they’re just like DVD commentary tracks, just more obnoxious and, until Trail of Vomit’s, much, much drunker.

Enjoy. Members of The Gothsicles, Null Device, The Dark Clan, Stochastic Theory, and even my wife were in on this one, so get ready for stupid, people.

If you have an iPhone, iTouch or iPad and want to have endless mild amusement, then check out the new Caustic iPhone app now!

(iPhone/iTouch 4 owners– if you’re interested in this please WAIT a bit to purchase it, as the app is glitching with that series. Thanks for your patience. It’s working fine for everyone else.)

What do you get?

-Majickal Hateball– Caustic will answer your questions. 200+ predictions.
-stream all of Caustic’s music!
-Caustic twitter feed
-remix Cock Blockin’ Beats

Get it at the iTunes App Store, and spread the word!

Thanks.

-Matt
Caustic

Want cheaper vagina? GET IT NOW! Caustic’s THE GOLDEN VAGINA OF FAME AND PROFIT is now 10,00 EUR and 2,00 for postage!

Offer good until AUGUST 15th, 2011!

(Okay, it’s just coincidental it’s coming out now. The U.S. and U.K. still hate each other.)

This track was originally performed at Sheffield’s RESISTANZ FESTIVAL in April, with Cubanate/Be My Enemy‘s PHIL BARRY surprising the crowd and performing with Caustic. Needless to say the response was huge so we put together an “official” version of the cover as a FREE DOWNLOAD for everyone, with Caustic’s live bassist at that gig Keef Baker contributing his parts as well!

Listen here:
Be My Enemy vs Caustic Oxyacetylene by Caustic

DOWNLOAD IT HERE!

(and tell your friends!)

Buy the new Caustic via Metropolis in the U.S. HERE

Listen to some of the album HERE

Here’s the tracklist:
1 666 on the Crucifix
2 666 on the Crucifix (Be My Enemy Mix)
3 666 on the Crucifix (Bad Guy Mix by Uberbyte)
4 I Play Computer! (Workman’s Comp Mix by The Gothsicles)
5 666 on the Crucifix (666 On My Deadline Mix by Torrent Vaccine)
6 Chum the Waters (Null Device Mix)
7 Lady Business (Blank Mix)
8 The Completely Unwarranted and Unnecessary Return of Funkbot [UNRELEASED]

The Golden Vagina of Fame and Profit is out April 12th, so preorder now!

Golden Vagina mini-mix by Caustic

PREORDER at METROPOLIS RECORDS (U.S.)
and L-TRACKS (EUROPE incl. UK ONLY)

OUT APRIL 12th WORLDWIDE!

Get THE GOLDEN VAGINA OF FAME AND PROFIT on CD (out April 12th worldwide) for only EUR 14,00, including postage!

(PLEASE NOTE THE SPECIAL PREORDER OFFER EXPIRED MARCH 12th. Sorry.)

**PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR ADDRESS IS CORRECT AS WELL**

Spread the word, and thanks!

Preorder in all other territories at Metropolis Records!

Hearts,
Matt
Caustic

The first episode is the COMMENTARY for …AND YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF VOMIT.

The second episode is a bunch of music and shit I like right now, including a track off the upcoming CD!

Subscribe/listen here:

Detox on ITUNES
Detox on PODMATIC

The last few months at Caustic HQ (aka “my house”) have been pretty amazing. I finally got the news that the new CD THE GOLDEN VAGINA OF FAME AND PROFIT was picked up by the legendary U.S. label METROPOLIS RECORDS (home of everyone from Assemblage 23 to KMFDM to Combichrist and Meat Beat Manifesto, amongst tons of others) AND I can finally announce that Caustic will ALSO be released in EUROPE by L-TRACKS MUSIC (most known as home of FADERHEAD).

This is bittersweet of course, as that means I will no longer be releasing Caustic on CRUNCH POD. Ben Arp has known about this possible transition since the first minute and has been nothing but understanding and supportive, but I’d like to take a second and thank Ben and the Crunch Pod family (and we are a family– a really dysfunctional one, but that’s why we party so well together) for all the help and dedication that Crunch Pod has given Caustic. I say in no way lightly that without Ben and Crunch Pod Caustic wouldn’t have had anywhere near the opportunities it has received.

THE GOLDEN VAGINA OF FAME AND PROFIT, out SPRING 2011.

Stay tuned, and thanks.

-Matt
Caustic,
selling out just like Babyland, Snog, and Mindless Self Indulgence did. Oh sweet, sweet compromise!

I can’t express how nice it is to know there’s a 100+ of you that were willing to support this. Lots of big announcements coming in the next month or so hopefully, so stay tuned and thanks again!

Thanks to DJ TekSlave and the Noisescape crew!