
STOP SAMPLING FULL METAL JACKET
(2-sided version says “MY CORE YOUR CORE OUR CORE JIZZCORE” on the back.)
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For those who want Caustic soap [INSERT FIGHT CLUB JOKE HERE] that won’t scorch your skin off, head to SPOOKY GRRRL BATH AND BODY and get your bacon scented Caustic bar, Magical Unicorn Body Butter, and Lady Business heart-shaped bars! All hand made, vegan, and high quality!
And yes, vegan bacon-scented soap rules. Suck it.
ALSO, on November 22nd the WHITE KNUCKLE HEAD FUCK digital single is coming out! WKHF has been a huge club hit this year so we’re rolling out some top-notch remixes for it to keep you sexy bastards moving on the floor.
Here’s the tracklist!
1 White Knuckle Head Fuck (Caustic Hybrid Version V1.1)
2 White Knuckle Head Fuck (Aesthetic Perfection Mix)
3 White Knuckle Head Fuck (Fabrikc Mix)
4 Hiroshima Burn (iVardensphere Mix)
5 White Knuckle Head Fuck (Klutae Mix)
6 White Knuckle Head Fuck (Boole Mix)
7 Oontz oontz oontz blarrrrrrrgh (Vomiting at 3am Mix)(Dedicated to Lexis)
Available at Metropolis Records in the U.S. and on all major digital distros worldwide!
Here’s the Aesthetic Perfection mix from the album, just for a taste of the awesome.
Thanks!
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Hi Everyone,
If you have an iPhone, iTouch or iPad and want to have endless mild amusement, then check out the new Caustic iPhone app now!
(iPhone/iTouch 4 owners– if you’re interested in this please WAIT a bit to purchase it, as the app is glitching with that series. Thanks for your patience. It’s working fine for everyone else.)
What do you get?
-Majickal Hateball– Caustic will answer your questions. 200+ predictions.
-stream all of Caustic’s music!
-Caustic twitter feed
-remix Cock Blockin’ Beats
Get it at the iTunes App Store, and spread the word!
Thanks.
-Matt
Caustic
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Hey Europe and the good ol’ UK!
Get THE GOLDEN VAGINA OF FAME AND PROFIT on CD (out April 12th worldwide) for only EUR 14,00, including postage!
(PLEASE NOTE THE SPECIAL PREORDER OFFER EXPIRED MARCH 12th. Sorry.)
**PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR ADDRESS IS CORRECT AS WELL**
Spread the word, and thanks!
Preorder in all other territories at Metropolis Records!
Hearts,
Matt
Caustic
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These are going to be in stock in 2 weeks:

Guaranteed dishwasher safe!
ONE for $5 + $2.50 U.S. shipping = $7.50 TOTAL
TWO for $9 + $4 U.S. shipping = $13 TOTAL
FOUR for $17 + $6 US shipping = $23 TOTAL
PAYPAL causticmerch@gmail.com and make sure to include CORRECT ADDRESS!
OVERSEAS shipping rates: $5 for the first glass (so $10 USD) and $3.50 per glass over that.
I’m done drinking, so now you have to drink for two…or something.
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(this is the ongoing blog on the creation and process behind my upcoming CD “AND YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF VOMIT…”)
So per usual I’ve bogged myself down with too much stuff other than the new album. I’ve got two remixes (okay, three, but the third I need to completely figure out on my own from the original track), 2 live sets for 2 different projects, ANOTHER potential new project which I’ll be contributing vocals, and zero time to do most of it.
Oh, AND organizing details of this year’s REVERENCE showcase at the Forward Music Festival (www.fmf09.com).
Luckily when I am able to work on music the vocal recordings have been smooth, except that my fucking pile of shit computer’s running sloooowwww these days, and the music I make generally eats processer like a fat kid at an Old Country Buffet.
The good news is that I have a lot of the guest work for the CD getting going. Nick Vasculator is gleefully destroying our track Altered Ego, I’m getting guest vox on Second Hand Sex Toys from Charleen of Uberbyte and hopefully additional African drumming from the gent who rocks Servitor Sanctum 7 (who played drums at the Detroit tour gig as well), The Vomit Arsonist has Piss and Vinegar to add some geetar hell to, and both Unwoman and Empusae will soon be receiving tracks for their contributions as well.
Maniportia, a track I’d hoped to have done for This is Jizzcore, has FINALLY come together. Some of my tracks take dozens of attempts as I’ll have the feel and lyrics ready but not be 100% on direction. I now have the direction, thanks to me peeking through a bunch of discarded ideas I had started and latching onto one that wasn’t intended for anything. My advice on that is ALWAYS save your good ideas– even incomplete– as you can sometimes mine the good elements later. Booze Up and Riot’s main line was ganked from a discarded track, too.
One of my main “problems” is that I have too many freakin’ ideas, and am already working on the lyrics and music to an EP that I’ll maybe be doing after this. My focus is about that of a gamer after 20 Code Reds and three days straight of campaigns, but I’ve learned to deal with it as needed. Great ideas regardless, but I need to clamp down and get some shit done when I have time. Luckily Saturday AM I’ll have a few hours before Brian Schuh (my compatriot in Parasite Twin) will be over to help work on and refine material for our Reverence appearance.
Much to do, but it’s getting done and then I’m sending the tracks off to the capable Clint Sand (http://www.0xf8studios.com/) who will be mastering up the CD and make it sound like 10 times the awesome. Clint also did the new Terrorfakt CD that people should check out from Metropolis: www.metropolis-records.com.
We’ll see where I’m at in a week or so. I may be doing “multiple covers” for the CD art, not so people are forced to buy all of them, but just so it’s a little more special and individualized for those purchasing it.
I’m also thinking of doing a sew-on patch for a chunk of the ltd editions as a special incentive to order, but I need to chat up with Mr. Loveless on that a bit more as he knows a damn fine DIY way to make ‘em cheap:)
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