Caustic LIVE in 2012!

Want to catch Caustic live this year?  Do it here, freaks.

June 9th-MADISON- Inferno, w/SENSUOUS ENEMY, THE DARK CLAN, & NULL DEVICE (Electronic Saviors 2 release party)

July 4th-MADISON- Inferno, w/AESTHETIC PERFECTION, X-RX, & BLAKOPZ

July 8th- MILWAUKEE- Club Anything, with SLICK IDIOT

July 26th- LAS VEGAS- Goodtimes Bar, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD

July 27th- PHOENIX/SCOTTSDALE- Chasers, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD and MESS AND PHETAMINE

July 28th- LOS ANGELES- Complex, with MANKIND IS OBSOLETE, EVERYTHING GOES COLD, & WOMEN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOL

July 29th-SAN FRANCISCO(all ages)- DNA Lounge, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD, CRASHFASTER, and WHOREMONGR

July 31st- PORTLAND- Fez Ballroom, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD

Aug 1st- TBA

Aug 2nd- SEATTLE- Highline, with TBA and EVERYTHING GOES COLD

Sept 26th- CHICAGO- Reggie’s Rock Club, with ICON OF COIL and :SITD:

Oct 18th- EAST COAST TBA

Oct 19th- EAST COAST TBA

Oct 21st- EAST COAST TBA

The Eternal Legends of Metropolis Records West Coast Tour 2012 feat CAUSTIC & EVERYTHING GOES COLD!

THE ETERNAL LEGENDS OF METROPOLIS RECORDS
WEST COAST TOUR 2012
Featuring CAUSTIC and EVERYTHING GOES COLD

Thurs, July 26th – LAS VEGAS – Goodtimes Bar*
Fri, July 27th- TBA*
Sat, July 28th- LOS ANGELES – Complex (with MANKIND IS OBSOLETE and WOMEN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOL)
Sun, July 29th- SAN FRANCISCO – DNA Lounge*
Tues, July 31st- PORTLAND – The Fez Ballroom (with UNWOMAN)
Weds, Aug 1st- TBA*
Thurs, Aug 2nd- SEATTLE – The Highline*

*Openers TBA

PRESS RELEASE:

Announcing this year’s biggest industrial music showcase: The Eternal Legends of Metropolis Records West Coast Tour, 2012.

Caustic and Everything Goes Cold have dominated the scene for as long as anyone can remember, and with these two powerhouses together at last, the ELoMRWCT will have completely redefined music and touring as we know it by the time you even finish reading this press release.

This is going to be huge. Like Klingon-at-a-Steampunk-Convention huge.

Don’t miss this rare opportunity to catch Metropolis Records’ most popular bands in an intimate setting, away from the giant stadiums you normally associate them with. See the bands up close, and watch as they hobnob with with celebrities and sip liquid diamond out of the skulls of the sacrificed children of lesser musicians. Hear the classic songs you’ve grown up with, and remember how it felt to experience your first kiss while dancing to Caustic’s “This Track Will Get Skipped a Lot”, and the solemnity of your gym teacher’s funeral as the Everything Goes Cold classic “I’ve Sold Your Organs On the Black Market To Finance the Purchase of a Used Minivan” saw him off to his eternal slumber.

This is it.

This is now.

These are the shows that will define who you are, who your children are, and who we as a species will be for the next millennium.

Caustic. Everything Goes Cold.

The Eternal Legends of Metropolis Records.

FACEBOOK EVENT: http://www.facebook.com/events/338360736219620/

Preorder the Limited Caustic KINETIK and RESISTANZ Shirts NOW!

ORDER/PREORDER FOR THE RESISTANZ SHIRTS ENDS FEBRUARY 24th IS OVER

ORDER/PREORDER FOR THE KINETIK SHIRTS ENDS MARCH 2nd IS OVER

I may not be playing either fest, but CAUSTIC WILL REPRAZENT REGARDLESS!!!

The shirts will be BLACK UNISEX T-SHIRTS with HOT PINK type (oh yeahhhhh…)

ONLY PREORDERS ARE GUARANTEED SIZES, so basically this is a normal order. I’m only ordering a few extras of these, so order now to ensure you get one. I most likely won’t make these designs again.

Thanks.


KINETIK VERSION (Mailing late March)

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RESISTANZ VERSION, which doesn’t say Kinetik on it:)
(Mailed mid-late MARCH, in time for the fest)

RESISTANZ ORDERING INFORMATION IS CLOSED, AS THE ORDER HAS BEEN MADE. THANKS.

DETOX Episode 21: TGVOFAP Audio Commentary!

The long-awaited Golden Vagina of Fame and Profit album commentary! You’re welcome, society.

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DETOX Episode 20: Joe Garden (Pt 2)

Episode 20! Part 2 of my talk with The Onion’s Joe Garden. Damn straight.

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DETOX Episode 19: Joe Garden (Pt 1)

Longtime Onion contributor and author Joe Garden and I talk about a ton of shit. So much shit, in fact, that I had to break the episode into two parts.

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Happy Holidays from Caustic

This year’s been a big one for Caustic- I released my Metropolis debut THE GOLDEN VAGINA OF FAME AND PROFIT, a massive remix album DOUCHE EX MACHINA, and 2 digital singles.

Well the year isn’t over yet…

As a thanks to everyone who has been supporting and grabbing all of my releases this year I wanted to show my gratitude by giving you this: JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEVER SAY NEVER, an 11 track album featuring remixes from FGFC820, Ambassador21, Cryogen Second, Surgyn, Null Device, and more. It also features a NEW track and the cover of Cubanate’s classic Oxyacetylene I did with Be My Enemy, with assistance from the lovable Keef Baker!

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CAUSTIC- JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEVER SAY NEVER

TRACKLIST
Caustic
Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never

1- P5y8-® ©®07©h (Wet on the Dancefloor)
2- Generate Chaos (Cryogen Second Mix)
3- Floor Whore Disko (FGFC820 Mix)
4- Chum the Waters (Sinsect Mix)
5- Floor Whore Disko (Microwaved Mix)
6- Emmanuel Lewis Handjob (Null Device Mix)
7- Chum the Waters (Terror Firma Sky Mix)
8- White Knuckle Head Fuck (Ambassador21 Mix)
9- Floor Whore Disko (Surgyn Mix)
10- Orchid (For All The Emptiness Mix)
11- Oxyacetylene (Be My Enemy vs Caustic)

DETOX Episode 18: Blame Society Productions

Chad Vader/Beer & Board Games creators Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda sit down to chat for an hour about a bunch of stuff that’ll BLOW YOUR FREAKIN’ MIND.

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DETOX Episode 17: Unwoman

First Lady of Steampunk music (my stupid title, not hers:)) Erica Mulkey, aka Unwoman, sits down to talk to me about all things music, motivation, and sacrifice. Sounds important, right? We also eat some food. She’s awesome.

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Soon to be heard in every church in America…