The New/Improved/Less Sucky Caustic Store is Open!

Happy New Year, world.

I’ve finally gotten my shit together and made a new Caustic store, which can be found HERE!

I’ve got a limited edition “Caustic Trail” shirt my pal Joseph designed up for preorder too– it ends January 18th. “Preorder” on limited edition stuff usually means “preorder it or you won’t get it”, as I don’t order that many extras.

This is the shirt:

Caustic Trail!

Get on it!

Thanks.

Caustic HOLIDAY DEALS are going on until 12/15!

Okay Attractive People, the holidays are a-coming so it’s time to get jolly and/or selfish and take advantage of the Caustic Holiday Deals! Tons of Causticness to choose from, with limited sizes for all the shirts and especially the new hoodies, so email if you have any questions. Currently I can do Sm-3XL for the shirts (and Sm, Med, Lg in girlie), and Small-XL for the hoodies. I’ll let you know if I’m out of your size.

SALE ENDS DECEMBER 15TH! Also, note that you can also add shot glasses and/or sub in a copy of the I Can’t Believe We’re Re-Releasing This Crap 2CD for a few bucks more. Details at the very bottom of the list.

To order PAYPAL causticmerch@gmail.com and make sure to include CORRECT address, shirt/hoodie size, and which CD you’d like if a choice is in order.

Thanks, and happy fuckin’ holidays!


A- Guilty Torrenter Deal $39 US/$43 Canada/$46 Overseas

Signed copies of The Man Who Couldn’t Stop (TMWCS), Golden Vagina of Fame and Profit (GVOFAP), I Can’t Believe We’re Re-Releasing This Crap, …And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Vomit CDs, PLUS a dog tag, condom, patch, and bumper sticker


B- I Missed The Tour Deal $29 US/$33 Canada/$36 Overseas

Signed copy of TMWCS or GVOFAP, an If Industrial is Dead I’m Fucking the Corpse OR Lady Business shirt, dog tag, condom, patch, and bumper sticker


C- I Am Cold Please Help Me Deal $44 US/$49 Canada/$54 Overseas

Signed copy of TMWCS or GVOFAP, new Caustic hoodie (SM-XL ONLY), dog tag, condom, patch, and bumper sticker


D- I Have No Clothes For My Torso Deal $49 US/$54 Canada/$59 Overseas

Signed copy of TMWCS or GVOFAP, new Caustic hoodie, If Industrial is Dead I’m Fucking the Corpse OR Lady Business shirt, dog tag, condom, patch, and bumper sticker


E- Too Much Disposable Income Deal $99 US/$104 Canada/$109 Overseas

4 signed CDs from Guity Torrenter, plus BOTH shirts (can be different sizes), new Caustic hoodie, dog tag, condom, patch, and bumper sticker

ADD A BOOZE UP AND RIOT SHOT GLASS FOR $3 MORE. SUBSTITUTE I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE RE-RELEASING THIS CRAP FOR ANOTHER CD BY ADDING $4.

The new album is out! Check out The Man Who Couldn’t Stop now!

Hello! The Man Who Couldn’t Stop is out NOW! 76 minutes and 18 tracks of Causticy goodness.

Read the reviews:
I DIE:YOU DIE
COMA MUSIC MAGAZINE (4.5/5)
DOMINION/TERRORIZER (5/5!)
REGEN MAGAZINE

Get it at METROPOLIS RECORDS or any major digital distro!

Thanks!

Get it on to THE CAUSTICLES!

Yep, The Causticles, aka the side project from myself and Brian of The Gothsicles is in mildly high-ish gear! We tossed up a new demo for you all to enjoy and froth over.

So get frothing!

Preorder Caustic HOODIES now!

hoodie!

This is the preorder for the new Caustic hoodies and it ends (probably) SEPTEMBER 3RD SEPTEMBER 8th! They will be black hoodies with a metal zipper. The front will have the man on fire and the back will have the language above. I don’t make these often so get in on ‘em if you want one. I don’t order a lot extra since they are pricier and I am not a rich performer like Donny Osmond.

Preordering ensures you get your size and that you’re an amazing, sexadelic person.


PRICES:
$36 for U.S. orders
$41 for Canadian orders
$44 for UK/Euro
(2XL orders add $4 to the above totals. Sorry, that’s the largest we can go.:/)

All orders are in USD and include postage. Paypal causticmerch@gmail.com and make sure to include your SIZE and CORRECT ADDRESS. If you’re in a country not listed above please email me at the causticmerch address for shipping.

ORDERS WILL SHIP IN OCTOBER. Remember this is a preorder, so please be patient. I’ll let you know when they arrive and I promise to not forget about your order. Thanks.

Get the new Caustic shirt designs now!

lady corpse shirts

Okay, now that I’m back from tour I can pimp these again. HOT NEW SHIRT DESIGNS!

SIZES Sm, Med, Lg, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. Both designs say “CAUSTIC” on the back.

Paypal causticmerch@gmail.com with the style and size you’d like.

Pricing INCLUDES postage:
$20USD for US
$23USD for Canada
$26USD for Overseas

Email the above address for girlie-T availability, as I have some left.

Thanks.

Be a part of my new crowdsourced video!

Details here!

http://www.facebook.com/notes/caustic/be-a-part-of-the-bury-you-alive-crowdsourced-video-car-dance-spectacular/10151021274574193

Get stuff in by Aug 30th!

AND COME SEE CAUSTIC ON TOUR!

Caustic LIVE in 2012!

Want to catch Caustic live this year?  Do it here, freaks.

June 9th-MADISON- Inferno, w/SENSUOUS ENEMY, THE DARK CLAN, & NULL DEVICE (Electronic Saviors 2 release party)

July 4th-MADISON- Inferno, w/AESTHETIC PERFECTION, X-RX, & BLAKOPZ

July 8th- MILWAUKEE- Club Anything, with SLICK IDIOT

July 26th- LAS VEGAS- Goodtimes Bar, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD

July 27th- PHOENIX/SCOTTSDALE (18 and up)- Chasers, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD and MESS AND PHETAMINE

July 28th- LOS ANGELES (18 and up)- Belasco Ballroom, with MANKIND IS OBSOLETE, EVERYTHING GOES COLD, & WOMEN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOL

July 29th-SAN FRANCISCO(all ages)- DNA Lounge, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD, CRASHFASTER, and WHOREMONGR

July 31st- PORTLAND- Fez Ballroom, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD and STIFF VALENTINE

Aug 1st- SPOKANE- The Hop(all ages), with EVERYTHING GOES COLD

Aug 2nd- SEATTLE- Highline, with EVERYTHING GOES COLD

Sept 26th- CHICAGO- Reggie’s Rock Club, with ICON OF COIL and :SITD:

Oct 18th- EAST COAST TBA

Oct 19th- EAST COAST TBA

Oct 21st- EAST COAST TBA

The Eternal Legends of Metropolis Records West Coast Tour 2012 feat CAUSTIC & EVERYTHING GOES COLD!

THE ETERNAL LEGENDS OF METROPOLIS RECORDS
WEST COAST TOUR 2012
Featuring CAUSTIC and EVERYTHING GOES COLD

Thurs, July 26th – LAS VEGAS – Goodtimes Bar*
Fri, July 27th- TBA*
Sat, July 28th- LOS ANGELES – Complex (with MANKIND IS OBSOLETE and WOMEN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOL)
Sun, July 29th- SAN FRANCISCO – DNA Lounge*
Tues, July 31st- PORTLAND – The Fez Ballroom (with UNWOMAN)
Weds, Aug 1st- TBA*
Thurs, Aug 2nd- SEATTLE – The Highline*

*Openers TBA

PRESS RELEASE:

Announcing this year’s biggest industrial music showcase: The Eternal Legends of Metropolis Records West Coast Tour, 2012.

Caustic and Everything Goes Cold have dominated the scene for as long as anyone can remember, and with these two powerhouses together at last, the ELoMRWCT will have completely redefined music and touring as we know it by the time you even finish reading this press release.

This is going to be huge. Like Klingon-at-a-Steampunk-Convention huge.

Don’t miss this rare opportunity to catch Metropolis Records’ most popular bands in an intimate setting, away from the giant stadiums you normally associate them with. See the bands up close, and watch as they hobnob with with celebrities and sip liquid diamond out of the skulls of the sacrificed children of lesser musicians. Hear the classic songs you’ve grown up with, and remember how it felt to experience your first kiss while dancing to Caustic’s “This Track Will Get Skipped a Lot”, and the solemnity of your gym teacher’s funeral as the Everything Goes Cold classic “I’ve Sold Your Organs On the Black Market To Finance the Purchase of a Used Minivan” saw him off to his eternal slumber.

This is it.

This is now.

These are the shows that will define who you are, who your children are, and who we as a species will be for the next millennium.

Caustic. Everything Goes Cold.

The Eternal Legends of Metropolis Records.

FACEBOOK EVENT: http://www.facebook.com/events/338360736219620/

Preorder the Limited Caustic KINETIK and RESISTANZ Shirts NOW!

ORDER/PREORDER FOR THE RESISTANZ SHIRTS ENDS FEBRUARY 24th IS OVER

ORDER/PREORDER FOR THE KINETIK SHIRTS ENDS MARCH 2nd IS OVER

I may not be playing either fest, but CAUSTIC WILL REPRAZENT REGARDLESS!!!

The shirts will be BLACK UNISEX T-SHIRTS with HOT PINK type (oh yeahhhhh…)

ONLY PREORDERS ARE GUARANTEED SIZES, so basically this is a normal order. I’m only ordering a few extras of these, so order now to ensure you get one. I most likely won’t make these designs again.

Thanks.


KINETIK VERSION (Mailing late March)

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RESISTANZ VERSION, which doesn’t say Kinetik on it:)
(Mailed mid-late MARCH, in time for the fest)

RESISTANZ ORDERING INFORMATION IS CLOSED, AS THE ORDER HAS BEEN MADE. THANKS.